I have made some sort of error

Gosh, so much happening here (not to mention the excitement of a week in Solihull hospital, being elected as a Churchwarden, and whatnot). How the time flies.

Anyway, due to my continuing convalescence following the hospital visit we ordered our groceries online from Mr. Tesco. I seem to have made some sort of error in ordering the green beans, for this is what we received:

 

In just a few hours time…

… the Revd. Jeremy Knapp will be collated and inducted as Vicar of St. Margaret’s church, Olton. Not the only inauguration happening today, but just as important for the people of Olton. What an awesome responsibility he is taking on tonight. Pray for him.

I’m reminded of these words that the Bishop uses at the Ordination of Priests, also called Presbyters:

In the name of our Lord we bid you remember the greatness of the trust that is now to be committed to your charge. Remember always with thanksgiving that the treasure now to be entrusted to you is Christ’s own flock, bought by the shedding of his blood on the cross. It is to him that you will render account for your stewardship of his people.

You cannot bear the weight of this calling in your own strength, but only by the grace and power of God. Pray therefore that your heart may daily be enlarged and your understanding of the Scriptures enlightened.

 

Church attendance

One of the little tasks I seem to have ended up with is compiling figures for the annual statistical return to the diocese from our parish.

I have just finished processing the data for Valley Church Centre, Elmdon. Whilst I try not to get too obsessed with the figures, there is some good news – average weekly attendance is up, from 17.7 in 2007 to 18.5 in 2008!

The bad news – leaving out one special and very atypical service (at the end of the children’s summer holiday club) the total attendance by under-16s in 2008 was 2. Not an average of 2 for each service: 2 in total for the whole year.

 

Owens of Solihull

I just want to take a moment to commend to you a most wonderful ironmongers shop, H.L. Owen of Station Road, Solihull. Well worth a visit! I haven’t yet had a case where I asked for something and they didn’t have it – on Saturday it was car body repair mesh and an M2 tap, to aid in construction of our new diesel for the garden railway.

 

Poor UI design

I got a little message yesterday asking me to install a newer version of the Java Runtime Environment. Poking around in the options to see how to get it to leave me alone, I came across this stunningly bad bit of UI design:

What on earth does “the most updated version” mean? Or “on the day 0 of each month”?!

 

Other things we have been doing …

… besides worrying about Eucharistic Presidency. Holidayed in Aberdyfi. Visited both Fairbourne Railway and Talyllyn; the highlight was having a couple of lovely runs on the Llechfan Garden Railway.

(Try here for higher quality version.)

 

+Alan on Eucharistic Presidency

Yes, I am still alive. Yes, it has been a while since I wrote anything.

Fascinating discussion over at Bishop Alan’s Blog on presidency at the Eucharist, following on from the vote in Sydney diocese that it is legal for deacons in Sydney to adminster/preside at/<insert your choice of terminology here> the Eucharist/Holy Communion/The Lord’s Supper/<insert your choice of terminology here>.

I loved this bit from Bishop Alan, which just about summarised my take on this:

The Eucharist is presided here by laypeople selected, trained and authorized by the bishop. We call them priests.

Of course, this doesn’t address at all the whole question of just what a Reader (such as myself) is.

On holiday last week, visiting Tywyn Baptist Church got chatting to a minister from an independent church who apparently hadn’t realised that the Church of England had any sort of lay preacher type people, and was rather surprised to learn that we have more of them than we have stipendiary priests/presbyters/elders/<insert your choice of terminology here>.

 

ESV Study Bible

Well, a great flood of information is coming out over at the ESV Study Bible blog about this forthcoming release.

Looking on Amazon.co.uk, until very recently you could see the Crossway edition (ISBN 978‑1433502415) with no price listed and also, more recently, a superficially very similar Collins edition (ISBN 978-0007237142) at £39.99. They are still listing the Crossway editions in fancier bindings, e.g. the bonded leather one which is actually listed as a couple of pounds cheaper than the Collins hardback edition.

It would be useful to know exactly what the difference is between the Crossway and Collins editions. The page counts seem to be slightly different. Does the Collins one use the Anglicised ESV text? (Perhaps too much to hope.)

 

Ticket inspection

Well, for a little while now we have had ticket inspections (at least at peak hours) at Birmingham Moor Street and University, as well as New Street. This means at least 3 inspections during each journey to and from work. Sometimes they collect the tickets, sometimes not – and sometimes they try to collect even if I haven’t reached the end of the journey and need to gently remind them that I need to keep it for the rest of the journey.

These companies would do well to read Railway Management at Stations by E.B. Ivatts of the Midland Great Western Railway (5th Ed, 1910, published by McCorquodale & Co. Ltd.). He starts well and then it gets a little odd:

The examination and collection of tickets, either at a ticket platform or an exit gate, is a process which should be done with the greatest possible speed, consistent with accuracy. A fumbling ticket collector unnecessarily detaining a train full of passengers is a deplorable sight. Either old men or youths are generally unfit for the duty, unless where an old man has been always a ticket collector. Active, intelligent young men, of over twenty years of age, are most suitable. A man with a prominence of the forehead just over the eyes will make a quick ticket collector. By passing the finger up the front of the nose to where the nose joins the forehead, in some men, the skull at this point, which may be termed the root of the nose, will be found to protrude, and, in some instances, form quite a lump. Men of this type are quick, ready and observant, and most good detectives have this development. If the hair of the head and whiskers also is fine in texture and quality, so will the owner be the more incisive and perfecting in character. A ploughman cannot be expected to make a watch, nor will a clumsy, lolling man make a ticket collector.

 

What we have been up to

Things have been a bit quiet here of late. Well, among other things… on Saturday No. 1 son and I paid a visit to Dave Watkins for his garden railway open day. Many, many thanks to Dave & family for their warm welcome.

We brought along pretty much every item of 16mm rolling stock we have, including a couple of FR quarrymen’s carriages that have just been finished. The sides and ends of these, desperately thin scribed plywood, came from a chap in Aberaeron from whom we bought some track back in the mid 90s. Having found them in the loft we built a box of 1/16″ ply for reinforcement with a 1/32″ ply roof and added wheels, axleboxes and buffer/couplings from IP Engineering.

We have also built a useful drop-side wagon (vaguely L&B-looking) with centre buffer at one end and TR-style side buffers and coupling hook at the other. This is rather useful if you run stock with both types of couplings.

The Wren managed around 2 scale miles. I’m gradually getting the hang of setting the gas to generate the right amount of steam – runs beautifully, except if there’s too much steam when it becomes a bit of a monster to handle. Part of the solution is to provide plenty of rolling stock for it to drag round the line and hold it back somewhat. Like the look of Andy Bell’s GVT open carriages…

Surprisingly, the Saltford diesels also made it right round the track several times, with 3-4 lightweight wagons and (sometimes) the Corris van.

Photos from the day…